Lin, I respect your every decision and I love you, but WHY ON EARTH IS THIS NOT IN THE MUSICAL??!! It’s the song Congratulations, sung by Angelica after the Reynolds Pamphlet is published. I understand it “didn’t fit” and all that stuff, but just look at the first verse!
“Congratulations. You have invented a new kind of stupid.” That’s my new favorite thing. I absolutely love this. Angelica, everyone.
I’m done here. Leese out.