The Phantom of the Awkward Live Blog Thingy

Everyone go watch the Phantom of the Awkward right now. It’s great. I’m not entirely sure what’s happening but it’s amazing. I think Christine’s running for president. I’m not certain. All I know is crazy things happen. This is only part of the thing, so…

I’ll be back with more…
LITTLE POTTY WHAT

WHAT

WHAT 

HANG ON

RAOUL USED TO BABYSIT CHRISTINE WHAT IS HAPPENING? 

“Creepy and weird suitor!” Words by the Phantom

CELL PHONES

LOOK AT YOUR FACE IN THE TOUCH SCREEN?

This is so dramatic and I love it. 

I’m going to cry. 

I think I live with the Phantom of the Awkward…

DID SHE PEPPER SPRAY HIM?

HE HIT A HIGH NOTE FROM BEING PEPPER SPRAYED!

That…is a man in a dress.

And the Phantom just pet it. 

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

It’s three in the afternon.

Oh good gracious alive. 

OKAY I SHIP IT MOSTLY BECAUSE I RELATE TO THE PHANTOM OF THE AWKWARD ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL. 

Or maybe I’m a little scared.

I’m going to have to watch Phantom later to save my mind. 

Christine is so traumatized. 

Bro it’s literally the other side of your face…oh there’s a mole and he wears a mask to hide the mole.

HE’S SMELLING HER HAIR

THIS IS MORE STALKY THAN THE ORIGINAL BUT I LOVE IT

He sends texts. 

Oh goodness.

Awkward Ghost!

Or cheese?

Oh, or Mitt Romney.

“That’s not the point.” 

This is exactly like the movie but weird. 

Twitter?

“What are computers?”

“Oh my gosh”

“Is he for real?”

Twote?

The Carlotta stand-in person (I don’t know her name) is very angry. Prila? 

Same, Christine. 

OH GOODNESS WHAT IS THIS

RAOUL YOU’RE SCARY

What on earth? 

I’m disturbed. Now I am even more opposed to Christine/Raoul.

Poor Phantom.

“Not exactly what you say legal.”

GATORADE!

“This is why we hide.”

SCULPTERADE!

I relate to you, Phantom.

They’re going to kill a random audience person…or not.

NAKED PLASTIC BABIES

WHY IS MEG A DUDE AND NAMED STACY

No that’s awesome.

It’s just a mole…

Is that a big plastic hamster ball?

This is amazing.

Ummmmmmmmmm…

Christine is just like “Leave me alone.”

PLEASE STOP SNIFFING HER FACE

All kids wear a mask on Halloween.

You wanted to be a princess?

STACY PLEASE

Aww….

You realize the mask doesn’t hide it?

Awwwwwwwwww poor Phantom

This is even more heartbreaking than the original.

I SMELL OLD MAN?

Compassion much bro?

THIS IS AMAZING

Please die Raoul…you’re creepy.

The Phantom is also scary.

I need to watch Phantom and save my mind.

What is happening?

“Angel of BYUSA you decieved me.”

Pitiful man so self-concious what dating life have you known

ROOMMATES

OH MY GOSH 

I’M DONE

I’M DONE

NICKELCADE

EVERY GAME YOU’VE EVER PLAYED!

And it’s over. That’s sad. But that was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. 

EVERYONE WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW BYE