I’m about due for this, aren’t I? I’m starting it a bit late, about five minutes into the movie. Raoul has just decided that he’s keeping the rehearsal from going on and Christine is all “Oh, he didn’t know that I existed!” That’s for the better, sweetie. Anyway, let’s get this started!
That’s for the best!
You should take pride.
Christine has skillz.
You’re in the way.
We studied Hannibal in school.
Whoop, he’s too short.
There he goes.
Note I can’t hit.
Shut up, Carlotta.
Oh dear. She’s mad.
What doggy? Why doggy?
Monsieur Reyer needs better.
“I ate my hat.”
Carlotta go home.
Reyer is so angry.
I’d retire if I was working with Carlotta.
THINK OF MEEE
Earplugs. I should get some. For Carlotta.
THERE IT GOES!
Angry screech from Meg.
Well no poop Sherlock.
You are bad at your job.
These things do happen!
I have that speech memorized.
How do you handle her, Piangi?
Sure she will.
That’s what you think.
It is his.
Box five empty.
Salary. Otherwise he can’t get groceries.
The Vicomte is rich.
DON’T RIP THAT LETTER
Reyer is dead.
It’s okay. We don’t need a Carlotta.
Christine is just like wut
THE PHANTOM DUH
His name be Erik.
She’s such a good singer!!
I can sing most of this song from memory.
Meg is proud.
Full orchestra explosion.
That is a full house. They don’t lie.
That’s a bad metaphor. The sea is changing.
Think of Me is like one of my favorites.
Meg is either proud or jelly.
Andre and Firmin are proud.
DOWN ONCE MORE THROUGH THE VENT
Aww, Phantomy friend!
Ugh. It’s a human headache.
YOU DON’T BRAVO MID SONG YOU STUPIDHEAD!
I wish she didn’t remember you.
I have immense dislike for Raoul.
Oh, I can’t sing this cadenza. Believe me, I try.
Those are some legit earrings.
Darn those high notes.
I would clap if I wasn’t typing.
Meg is proud.
Does adding an a to the end make it sound more professional.
WHAT IS THIS SCENE?
So many people.
Aww, no one saw Meg.
Andre, quit flirting.
BRAVA! BRAVA! BRAVISSIMA!
Christine, Christine, Christine.
Meg has such a great voice.
Friendship goals (until LND)
THE FREAKING PHANTOM!
Aww, baby Christine!
She was so adorable!
Not that Emmy isn’t a cinnamon roll.
Because she is.
An angel of music!
Meg is a nonbeliever.
Actually, my friend said “no, Christine, you’re so gullible, that’s not the ghost of your dead dad.”
NOW AS I SING I CAN SENSE HIM!
Christine you must have been dreaming. Stories like this can’t come true. Christine you’re talking in riddles. And it’s not like you!
Where are they going and why?
This part is hard to sing alone.
So much transitioning.
How is that a bad thing?
BUQUET YOU CREEPER!
Madame Giry is annoyed.
He is pleased. That’s good.
OOH HE GOT A GIRY DEATH GLARE!
Little Lotte aka cute but GO HOME RAOUL
Or of chocolates?
DON’T BE A NONBELIEVER STOP THINKING SHE’S GULLIBLE!
No Raoul. The angel of music is very strict.
WHY DON’T YOU LISTEN
Two minutes is not enough time to change out of that type of dress.
LOVE IS AN OPEN MIRROR!!
Insolent boy! This slave of fashion!
Honestly, this man’s voice puts me in a trance.
He’s a fluffball.
I AM THERE INSIDE!
OH MY GOSH THIS IS THE MOST MAGICAL THING!
I want the Phantom to come through my mirror.
This is so beautiful.
Get ready for the blaring.
GO AWAY RAOUL!
SHE’S DOING VENTRILOQUISM!
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!
The Phantom is so awesome.
You can’t hear it, but I am.
That’s a man bun.
Why does he have a horse?
My friend and I sang this together and tried to drag her Phantom-hating brother into it. He didn’t listen. But I was filling out a form and she just kneels down, offers me her hand, and goes “In sleep he sang to me” and it escalated from there.
I wanna ride the boat.
I’m not even gonna try high notes.
The same friend I talked about earlier can hit all the high notes.
So many candles…good thing there’s a lake otherwise Erik would light something on fire.
DRAMATIC CAPE FLOURISH!
So enchanting. How do people hate Gerry? I prefer Ramin, but still!
Floof! I want to hug the Phantom. He wouldn’t appreciate it, but idc.
MUSIC OF THE NIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHTTT!
This song gives me feels. Idk why.
Christine is so happy.
AND HERE YOU HAVE A VIEW OF MY BURNING OBSESSION!
Oh that’s a mini chandelier.
So many candles.
HOW DID HE RECORD MOTN ON HIS FIRST DAY ON SET? HOW?
I can hold that note when not in awe of the Phantom’s beauty.
LEAVE ALL THOUGHTS OF THE LIFE YOU KNEW BEFORE!
WOW POWER NOTE!
The pose is so awkward…
What was the point of this? ALW, why?
That’s gonna be amusing to see live.
DON’T DO IT
WHY DID YOU THINK SHE’D APPRECIATE THAT
At least he made sure she didn’t hit the floor and die.
Why is that bed shaped like some sort of dove-swan?
The fact the doll was actually Emmy standing completely still gives me a new form of appreciation for her.
Meg don’t do it.
This scene made my friend think the Phantom ate rats. More than she already did. Long story.
Single red rose…
Much less enchanting with no candles.
No, closed captioning, that wasn’t a scream, that was a gasp.
MADAME GIRY! HERE TO SAVE HER CHILD!
Ew Joseph Buquet.
This is offensive to the Phantom.
That’s a description of Leroux-Phantom.
THAT’S A NOOSE ARE YOU TRYING TO HANG RANDOM GIRL #2?
OWN HIM MADAME GIRY!
Creepy music box.
Christine is confuzzled.
I REMEMBER THERE WAS MIST!
This is such a pretty song.
Look, the boat!
Emmy looks so pretty in that shot.
THAT IS A MAN BUN!
Whoop, rage time.
This scene made me fling my headphones when I was lip-syncing.
FIRE HAZARD, ERIK!
Stranger Than You Dreamt It is so awesome.
Think of Me?
Just hug him. He’ll feel better.
That’s what the Phandom has done. We see the man behind the monster. I do at least.
He feels so bad.
I think this gestures speaks for itself.
MEH THEY DON’T MATTER.
Seriously, how did Madame Giry live this long? Is she immortal? Because if Raoul is old and crinkly, she should probably be dead.
Why must they zoom in on his eye?
Mystery of soprano’s flight!
Gossip’s worth its weight in gold!
Have a scandal and you’re sure to have a hit!
Singing Notes by yourself is confusing.
No one was upset.
Give him his grocery money. Although he’ll just spend it on candles.
O dot G.
She left the hair products, you’ll be fine.
Written! *dirty glares from Grammar Nazis*
OH NO SHE’S BACK
BACK IN MORE PINK
CARLOTTA IS SECRETLY UMBRIDGE!
Why is there a poodle?
Far too many notes for my taste!
Amiable? Yeah, sure. Well, for you, it’s amiable.
Why does he have a mini stage? I’m on your side, buddy. But you need to NOT let Christine see that.
Those are nice envelopes.
THAT SEAL IS GOALS OKAY
O dot G.
*trying to sing this part of Notes by myself* *fails because Italian*
Miss Daae? Could you please give this to Miss Daae?
Would you not rather have your precious little ingenue?
No they don’t.
This is such a pretty song but Carlotta annoys me.
It’s also impossible by yourself.
Leading ladies are a trial.
I can’t sing this song alone.
For once Christine didn’t join.
And Les Mis says One Day More is hard.
Overture to Il Muto!
RAOUL GET OUT OF BOX FIVE
His Lordship is a laughingstock!
Shame, shame, shame.
Christine’s face though.
Random wood block guy.
Piangi, what are you wearing?
What is going on?
Erik is displeased.
POOR FOOL HE MAKES ME LAUGH!
He’s here, the Phantom of the Opera.
Your part is silent, little toad!
Perhaps it is you who are the toad.
See? Even grown women cry for their mom.
I want to be that guy if we ever perform Phantom at school.
Reyer is lost.
Oh he’s fired.
Christine is concerned.
You can run but he’ll catch you!
Bye bye Buquet.
But he did do some mean things so…
REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS MY BUTT!
We can’t go back there!
Forget this waking nightmare!
DING DONG, YOU ARE WRONG!
Oh hush, it’s not that bad.
Aww, she has the rose!
Raoul feels betrayed and rightly so. She cares more about him than you.
DING DONG YOU ARE WRONG!
He’s right there, dearie.
I like this song but ugh Raoul.
QUIT SNIFFING HER HAIR THAT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE
GOSH IT’S PHANTOM OF THE AWKWARD ALL OVER AGAIN
NOT THE ROSE
My best friend and I once sang All I Ask of You together. It was fun. Then i tried to jump on a shelf while singing the reprise.
That’s the Phantom’s job.
THE PHANTOM ALREADY LOVES YOU EVERY WAKING MOMENT! HECK, HE LOVES YOU EVERY SLEEPING MOMENT TOO!
I feel so bad for Erik in this song. All the things Christine wants Raoul to do, he already does.
HE’S SMELLING HER HAIR AGAIN!
POOR PHANTOM AWW POOR BABY!
Push him off the edge of the roof. (No don’t)
STOP TRYING TO RECREATE THE MOTN POSE YOU CAN’T
AND YOU MAKE IT AWKWARD BY SMELLING HER HAIR
Height difference? Wow.
CUE MY BEST FRIEND THROWING THINGS ACROSS MY ROOM
YOU BROKE THE PHANTOM’S HEART
She never said I love you so there!
This is very rude of the “happy couple”
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
RIP my heart.
Don’t be sad!
No! See what you’ve done!
YOU BROKE HIS HEART
I MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE CLOSE TO CRYING
Uh oh. He’s mad.
LOOK WHAT YOU DONE DID!
Raoul will curse that day, not Christine.
Back to flashbacks.
That couple looked like Raoul and Christine! But it wasn’t.
DEEEEEAAAAAARRR ANDRE WHAT A SPLENDID PARTY! THE PROLOGUE TO A BRIGHT NEW YEAR!
Why is he a rooster?
I want to be in this scene so badly.
Why did they throw a masked ball if the Phantom wears a mask?
I love this song.
And what a masquerade!
WHAT IS WITH THE PONYTAIL?
Christine looks gorgeous though.
Please, let’s argue.
WHAT THE FRICK IS RAOUL WEARING
Oh dear. Alcohol.
The instrumental here is so pretty.
SO MUCH FOR SECRET, HUH?
My new hobby is going to be learning the Masquerade choreography.
I want an overture.
Christine is in awe of the Phantom’s awesomeness.
WHAT ARE THOSEE
Why so silent?
I once started a conversation like this.
I need to carry around a sword.
Though I think that’s a rapier.
I just realized how long it’s been since I’ve heard this edition of Why So Silent.
Raoul just kinda bailed. He sucks at this whole boyfriend thing.
RETURN TO HIM
THAT’S THE MELODY OF LEARN TO BE LONELY
He’s back with a sword.
THEY SHOULD’VE KISSED THERE
DON’T GO DOWN THERE YOU IDIOT
THIS IS WHY I DON’T LIKE YOU
YOU AIN’T TOO BRIGHT
AND YOU HATE THE PHANTOM.
Oh this scene makes me sad.
How many years?
Phantom is probably at least seven years younger than Madame Giry.
DON’T CALL HIM THE DEVIL’S CHILD!
“Is Raoul in there?”- Adanessa 2017
Aww, poor baby.
WHY DO YOU TORTURE HIM JUST FOR MONEY?
Young Madame Giry was really pretty.
Run! Run! Run!
Nice place you got there.
He is a genius.
BENEATH A MOONLESS SKYYY!
That song gives me life.
THAT’S SCARY RAOUL
AND YOU THINK THE PHANTOM WAS STALKY!
DON’T BARGE INTO GIRLS’ DORMS
To my father’s grave, please.
Not near as cool as when Legolas jumped on a horse.
See? You love him!
Is that Cesar? From the book?
Oh, this song depresses me.
This rendition of Little Lotte is sad. At least, the way they set it.
I like this better spoken rather than sung.
This song is so out of my vocal range.
This musical is an emotional rollercoaster.
Is she lost?
Or is she just walking super slow?
Why can’t the past just die?
Teach me to live!
The power in this is so moving.
Rising note I can’t hit.
WANDERING CHILD YES YES YES!
Wandering child! So lost, so helpless!
Oh, Phantom. Your voice enchants me.
Friend or Phantom? Phantom is friend.
So beautiful! So beautiful!
Game of Thrones?
THE SOUL OBEYS!
True beauty is right. *faints*
I love the Phantom’s voice.
Christine should’ve intervened.
Legit fighting skills.
Phantom vs Aragorn fight anyone? Aragorn would win.
SEE SHE CARES ABOUT HIM!
Angry Phantom. Oh dear.
The rhythm in We Have All Been Blind is so awesome.
His reign will continue.
Hup. Hup. Hup.
You good Christine?
Don’t be frightened.
Is that a bad thing?
And he would too let you go!
LIKE I SAID, THAT’S NOT A BAD THING!
I’d go with the Phantom
Alhtough, if I had to choose between going with him or going to Middle-earth, Middle-earth all the way.
He’s stealing your woman.
I love Twisted Every Way, honestly.
No. You can’t.
He probably feels bad for killing.
HE DOESN’T MURDER ALL THAT’S GOOD.
My friend and I sing this in math and get dirty looks from our teacher who hates Phantom.
If you smell her hair again I will personally hurt you.
PRIMA DONNA MELODY!
Me every day “Let my opera begin!”
Don Juan time!
GET. OUT. OF. BOX. FIVE.
This song concerns me.
The costumes are gorgeous though.
I watched this with my dad and it was strange.
LEESE IS CONCERNED.
This is one of those songs I never sing aloud.
Meg’s costume is the best.
Piangi, what are you wearing?
CHRISTINE YOU LOOK GORGEOUS HUNNY
No thoughts within her head but thoughts of joy! No dreams within her heart but dreams of love!
What does Passarino mean?
THIS SONG IS SO AWESOME BUT CONCERNS ME
Christine is just kinda “Oh dear.”
She looks happy though.
Maybe it’s because she doesn’t have to perform this song with Piangi anymore.
That would be weird.
WHAT IS WITH THE CAPE FLOURISHES.
Past the point of no return!
Ramin’s version of this song is so good.
I used to be concerned by this song. Still am. But less so.
The fact Erik wrote this thinking of Christine concerns me.
Raoul is disgusted.
If she didn’t want to perform, she could’ve left.
Raoul is angry.
This line concerns my friend.
“She loves Raoul rite”
^^Legit exchange. I said that’s debatable.
CHRISTINE YOU ARE ONLY SIXTEEN-ISH.
YOU SHOULD’NT HAVE THESE THOUGHTS.
He shed the cape.
THE BRIDGE IS CROSSED SO STAND AND WATCH IT BURN!
We brought the pose back. Oh dear.
Raoul is angry again.
Oh this part makes me sad. It’s how he changes the lyrics to want rather than need. Because no one hsa ever wanted him there.
She looks so happy.
HE’S ANGRY NOW.
She still loves you, Erik.
Bye bye chandelier.
And it was such a nice chandelier too.
Ruined? Very much so.
DON’T SEND HER BACK INTO THE BUILDING.
I sing this while going down staircases.
It’s not THAT bad.
He is such a sad soul.
Bye, Madame Giry.
How will this work onstage?
He’s gonna drown.
Jk I don’t want him dead…just to leave Christine alone.
Did she willingly put on the dress?
There is no poison. She loves you.
Aww, poor fluffball.
there went my heart.
I love how he says this line.
So does he!
He loves her too!
YEAH! YOUR SINS!
This is concerning.
That’s a bit of overkill with all those ropes.
THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN!
This is just acting. Sheloves him really.
Raoul seems so selfish here.
He’s all “Oh, I failed!”
SEND HIM TO HIS GRAVE!
She ain’t lying.
Sheer power is needed to sing this.
You didn’t fight THAT hard.
You didn’t even shoot when you had the chance.
WELL DON’T DO DAT!
That face though.
YESSSS THIS SCENE!
you’re ruinging your dress.
He’s in shock.
See Erik? She loves you!
STUPID ANGRY MOB RUINING MY MOMENT!
She should’ve come back and stayed.
DON’T LEAVE HIM!
Why do those torches look like flaming marshmallows.
OTP- oh, the pain.
*rips out heart*
*throws heart on ground*
*stomps on heart*
Christine, I love you! *heart falls into the abyss*
My friend and I mistook Christine for the doll. We freaked at midnight.
WHY DID YOU GIVE THE RING BACK.
Plot twist: That ring morphs into the One Ring.
YOU COULD’VE WAITED UNTIL YOU WERE OUT OF EARSHOT TO SING!
You still have time. jump off the boat and go back to him.
IT’S OVER NOW THE MUSIC OF THE NIGHT!
*smashes bathroom mirror*
So many years of bad luck *shudders*
That would’ve been cool in 3D.
Meg? Meg? Meg?
Sorry I rather like Meg.
This scene makes me depressed.
THAT IS LEARN TO BE LONELY PLAYING
They made it look like she lived a long life, but no.
THE ROSE IS THE ONE SPECK OF COLOR
THIS IS HOW TO MAKE ME CRY
AND THE CANDLE BLEW OUT.
and look at that, it’s over.
I hope you enjoyed my live blogging of Phantom! now off to get Sims custom content and then make a LOTR family. Why? Because it’s a free country.